Yo-Mama Jokes for Philosophers

From NC/DC :

Yo Mama is a Philosopher!

Here are some philosophical Yo mama jokes...
-Yo mama is so fat, she is the truth-maker for 'your mama is fat'
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks the trancendental deduction is a tax break for club kids
-Yo mama is so fat, when she introspects her mental states she finds food
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks lost rigidity can be fixed with viagra
-Yo mama is so fat, her formal cause is the Fat
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks undetached rabit parts are what she uses to make rabbit stew
-Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house in every possible world
-Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks 'the T-schema' refers to the Boston Tea Party
-Yo mama is so fat that she accelerates at more than 9.8 m/s/s and so if yo mama and a bowling ball were both dropped from the Empire State building at the same time she would hit the ground first
-If you understand any of these jokes, then P(Ex) (Philosopher(x) & x=you (yes, you)); i.e. you might be a philosopher

Added at Brain Hammer :

Yo mama’s so dumb she tries to shave her legs with Occam’s razor.
You mam’s so fat the back of her slacks looks like two of Buridan’s asses.